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Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Man Assaulted by Mac and Cheese?!
I wish I could say I were kidding, but apparently this actually happened. A man and a woman got into a conflict at an Elyria, Ohio cookout, and things got so heated that the woman threw mac and cheese on the man. She then hit the man on the back of the head with a pogo stick before leaving the event. While I'm not trying to trivialize assault, I think we can all agree that the greatest crime here was the waste of perfectly good macaroni and cheese.