More Mac and Cheese Violence?!

I think it's pretty clear that I'm as passionate about mac and cheese as the next person. However, I honestly can't say that I've ever assaulted another individual during a mac and cheese-related argument. I guess that makes me a little different than a seventeen-year-old from Waterville, Washington, who assaulted her brother with a spatula (yes, a spatula - couldn't make that up if I tried) during an argument about the presence of butter in macaroni and cheese.

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Man Assaulted by Mac and Cheese?!

I wish I could say I were kidding, but apparently this actually happened. A man and a woman got into a conflict at an Elyria, Ohio cookout, and things got so heated that the woman threw mac and cheese on the man. She then hit the man on the back of the head with a pogo stick before leaving the event. While I'm not trying to trivialize assault, I think we can all agree that the greatest crime here was the waste of perfectly good macaroni and cheese.

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